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Shlohmo is a musician and record producer from Los Angeles. His great new record, REPULSOR, is out. We chat with Henry about the hu-manosphere, the way your body looks when you're hanging on to something, YZY boots, why he somehow has three dogs, the Slauson swapmeet, Ray J and Soulja boy, his history with music festivals, his lung collapsed two years ago and now he eats edibles, the Cedars Sinai pain team, a fentanyl miscalculation, working with Salem on his new record, the "And Always Forever" festival, which time periods have better internet archives than others, and we end on the philosophy of snare drums. instagram.com/shlohmo twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Chris

[upbeat music] How Long Gone, super excited. Uh, Jason Winter is hit in money-making Manhattan. The leaves are yellow and brown, they're all over the ground. I have to wear a jacket and a sweatshirt, and I cannot wait to get to LA tomorrow. Do you think I should bring shorts for the pool? How are we looking?

Jason

Uh, I think it's gonna dip down a little bit tomorrow into the 70s, unfortunately.

Chris

Okay. [laughs]

Jason

So...

Chris

So I can thug it out at the pool, you're saying. For a, a, a, r- for a real dipper-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

... it's gonna be fine.

Jason

A real dipper like yourself, I'm not worried about. It'd, it'd be... 'Cause, like, the last few days it's been, you know, 80, a mid 80s.

Chris

Yeah.

Jason

It's quite a... Today it's gonna be a high of 81.

Chris

Okay.

Jason

So, yeah, I was just talking to our friend Ryland about this, about how, you know... He w- he mentioned the last episode was, like, this is a great, like, Q4 episode-

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

... of just, you know, [laughs] you know, just slowing the gears down-

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

... taking stock of the year. Not a ton happening in the e- inbox. And I was saying, like, you know, the, for the, un- until January 1, expect a lot of weather chat on this, on this podcast.

Chris

Well, I, you know, I saw somebody say, I saw somebody say that we, we, we make weather chat sound so bad, but it actually affects every person in the world. What else can you-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

What else can you say does that?

Jason

Wait, what do you mean make it sound so bad?

Chris

Like, we just act like that's the lowest form of conversation, and it's-

Jason

Oh

Chris

... and, and the reality is, it do- it touches everyone's lives. Like, there's gonna be 15 Manosphere articles that no one's gonna care about, but the weather-

Jason

Mm

Chris

... that touches everyone. And when you think about it that way, it puts it into a nice perspective.

Jason

Weather is, is more like a Humanosphere.

Chris

Exactly.

Jason

It's not just the fellas.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

It affects ladies too? That's what you're saying?

Chris

Are you part of the Humanosphere? Do you identify as... [laughs]

Jason

[laughs] Yeah, I'm a little, I'm a little different. I'm a, a member of the Humanosphere.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

I don't really see John Dar.

Chris

Oh, God.

Jason

Is that how you say the word right? I've never said it out loud. John Dar?

Chris

Don't, yeah, don't try it again. You're, you're gonna get it, but I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna do that on the mic. Yeah, and I was like, you know, that, that r- I saw a picture of Ryland doing some pull-ups, and I didn't... He was packing some guns that I didn't realize he had, and I, I wanted to... I, I, I don't have those, so it was nice to see them on someone.

Jason

Okay. When you say guns, are you... That's often referred to the bicep area.

Chris

Yeah, the biceps were looking... I mean, for a guy that sits around and plays guitar all day, I was like, "Damn, bro, I don't know how much s- strumming you're doing."

Jason

Damn, I hope his chick's listening to this right now. He's about to get lucky tonight.

Chris

I th- but I was like, uh, he was popping out of his, his T. I got, and I was, I just was like, damn, sometimes your friends have it like that and you don't even know it.

Jason

Well, when you look at yourself in the mirror while you're in the pull-up position-

Chris

I try not to. [laughs] I try not to, but yeah.

Jason

So my pull-up bar-

Chris

Yeah

Jason

... famously outside, and it's next to a window, so I'm able to sort of see the definition of my body through the glare that it creates just depending on what time-

Chris

Mm-hmm

Jason

... of day it is. And-

Chris

Mm-hmm

Jason

... it'll, it'll make you, in that particular position, where if you have a wide grip-

Chris

Grip, mm-hmm

Jason

... and, you know, depending on overhand or underhand whatever, your, your body will transform into a shape that it should not look like in, in the reflection.

Chris

So you're saying that, you're saying that the wide grip pull-up position is flattering to the bicep?

Jason

To, for the whole upper, upper body. The sh- I mean-

Chris

So, 'cause the traps will be popping-

Jason

... the lats, the traps

Chris

... the lats, everything's out

Jason

... the shoul-

Chris

Okay.

Jason

Yeah, it makes, it makes the shoulder... Is that, is that the oblique?

Chris

So you're saying, so are you saying that Ryland cheated with this photo, or are you saying that it's a bit of mix of both maybe?

Jason

I think it's a mix of both. I think-

Chris

Okay

Jason

... I don't think anyone is cheating when they are doing pull-ups.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

But you know, it, but it, it's-

Chris

Well, you are if you have a rubber band around your leg, but otherwise-

Jason

Yeah, he-

Chris

... no

Jason

... he's not, he's not FaceTuning. He's not, [laughs] he's not doing a, you know, there's no lines on the pull-up bar where it's moving to make his ass fatter and his biceps bulgier. But, you know, we all know our angles. Every model knows the right position to be positioned in. And some of us-

Chris

Sure

Jason

... and let's pour one out for those of us who have no angles at all.

Chris

Yeah, that's, I mean, that's... [laughs] As I think about our, [laughs] as I think about our impending GQ Man of the Year hosting duties, I was-

Jason

Mm

Chris

... literally considering how I have no angle. And, um, that-

Jason

Really?

Chris

Well, I mean, I think it's funny when so- when some people are like, "Get my left side." I'm like, I don't... I know my shit is... I know I got... You know, when people do those, you know, you can get those tests done where it's like your eyelid's droopy, this shit's off, this is uneven.

Jason

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Chris

I don't, I don't need a test to tell me that because I've been looking at myself for the last 43 years, and I know that my shit ain't right every way you look at it, and that's just how it is.

Jason

It's in- that, it's interesting 'cause there's, you can make the argument that that is both the gayest thing in the world to think and say, and also the straightest thing because it's either like, "I don't even know what an angle is. What are you talking about? I don't do that. Like, that's just, I take a photo, it is what it is, whatever," versus, like, "I've studied my face in photos so much that I've deduced through years of research-

Chris

I think-

Jason

... that I don't have a good angle."

Chris

I think I, I-

Jason

In a I have nothing to wear kinda thing.

Chris

Yeah, I think I land somewhere in the middle of, like, I'm not-

Jason

Yeah

Chris

... I, I, I have looked, and I know that it's not great, and s- and I continue to look-

Jason

'Cause you [laughs]

Chris

... but, but I can't make many changes because I'm not gonna get cosmetic procedures because men don't have to do that.

Jason

You are a man who can do both in this-

Chris

Yeah. [laughs]

Jason

... particular instance-

Chris

Yes, yeah

Jason

... where it's equally possible and plausible for you to say, "Well, just take the photo. I don't fucking care. What, what do you mean?"

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

And also, like, "No, no, no. No, not, not..."

Chris

"No, ooh, no. Not from above. Ooh, no, no, it's so unflattering. No, not from below. That's unflattering too."

Jason

It's 4:30 PM. You know where the sun is.

Chris

Find the sun. Find the fucking sun.

Jason

Um, yeah. So yeah, we're getting ready for that, for our GQ Man of the Year. It's gonna be exciting. Um, are you guys gonna stay at The Chateau?

Chris

Yeah, that's the, the, the s- the best part of this deal really, is that, you know, I'm gonna try to make-

Jason

Bourdain style, baby

Chris

... Jake Linderman give us an acoustic performance in the lobby. Do you think I can get him to sit down at the piano Miley Cyrus style?

Jason

If we get a camera rented, we can, we can do it.

Chris

[laughs] I w- I just love the idea of Mi- when Miley Cyrus does the take over the piano, like, big band style.

Jason

Fine, I'll do it. I'll do it.

Chris

Less YSL and a little more black T-shirt.

Jason

Look, GQ, we're breaking all the rules. Okay, well I know-

Chris

We're breaking all the fucking rules

Jason

... you guys are gonna stay at The Chateau, and that room is also gonna be our sort of green room during the daytime. So we're, we're, we're not gonna sleep there, of course, but we're able to... I'm able to hang out in your space and just kinda, just m- get my post-facial glow up on and rub my, uh-

Chris

Well, yeah

Jason

... tallow.

Chris

I mean, since they got, since they got us there fucking 14 hours early-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

... I mean, there's nothing else to do but hang out together, and that's fine. That-

Jason

Chris, welcome to TV, man

Chris

... that's how God intended, so.

Jason

It's a little different than your little podcast shit.

Chris

Well, it's not TV, it's YouTube, but yeah, same thing. Same thing.

Jason

It's-

Chris

It's the new TV

Jason

... many say more powerful. 10X.

Chris

They... [laughs] Yeah, Drewski says that.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I was explaining, I was explaining Drewski to someone, and they were like, "I've never heard of..." Who was it? They were like, "I've never heard of that person before." And I was like, "What, what do you mean?" They're like, "I don't know what you're talking about." And they weren't being funny. They weren't, like, a weird... They weren't 80 years old. It was just, it had not crossed their desk.

Jason

Do I know this person?

Chris

No, no, no, you don't. I, I didn't either.

Jason

Okay.

Chris

It was a first time, you know what I mean? It was, like, a first time-

Jason

Okay

Chris

... like, small talk on set situation. I was like, damn, it's crazy that something that feels so big is not touching everyone's algorithm, and that's, I guess, the power and beauty of the algorithm.

Jason

Yeah, the door swings both ways, man. They could be asking you, "Hey, you watch the game last night?" And your gay ass-

Chris

Sure

Jason

... is like, "Who, who, who, you?"

Chris

Which game do you mean, sir?

Jason

I like tennis.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

Only when the boys play. I mean, oh.

Chris

Well, I only like when the boys play in any sport, let's just be clear. I, I don't, I don't watch women's football anymore. I kinda had to give that up. I was spending too mu-

Jason

I'm glad we got a clear take of that.

Chris

I was, I was-

Jason

Women's football you said? You talking about football-

Chris

Yeah, I was spending t-

Jason

... or American style?

Chris

[laughs] I was spending, I was spending too much money with my bookie on women's football, so I was... [laughs] I had to kinda, I had to cut that one out or it was gonna affect my bottom line.

Jason

I'm, I'm surprised Mikey kept taking your money on that one.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

Wait, actually, hold on, hold on one minute. Sorry, Chris. He was just, like, leaf blowing right by this window and I was like, "Oh, shit."

Chris

That happened. There was a leaf blowing incident every single time we recorded when I was in Florida.

Jason

Really?

Chris

No joke. It was like, it was like they were scheduled at the s- Well, maybe it was only once a week, not twice. But it was, like, once a week it would be like, as soon as I sat down and push record-

Jason

Mm

Chris

... these motherfu- these gator motherfuckers would show up with their b- with their gas-powered blowers, just, just breaking the glass.

Jason

It's weird, I, I... Because noise-canceling technology, it's interesting what it blocks out and what it doesn't because so many Zoom call podcasts I've listened to over the years, you never, you don't really hear any suburban noise, spelled with a Z of course. No leaf blowers, no things like that. But you can... Whenever I'm listening to my Dime Square Transgressive pods, you hear the sirens, the New York City sounds, the horns, and things like that.

Chris

Zoom knows, Zoom knows New York is a vibe, and they let that stuff s-

Jason

I think the... [laughs]

Chris

They let that stuff sneak through. [laughs]

Jason

I would love a, a nice subway ad campaign with those precise words. Zoom knows that New York-

Chris

New York is a vibe

Jason

... is a whole ass vibe.

Chris

It's, it's a whole ass, it's a whole ass vibe. There's no question about that.

Jason

Talking to our, uh, our friend Daniel, physical therapy, from our pod last week. He just sent me a message saying, "I still drive a 2011 Prius, and I did not get a check." [laughs]

Chris

[laughs] I mean, I'm gonna guess that he is not the kinda guy who fills out paperwork, and I don't think you are-

Jason

Mm

Chris

... either, but I can-

Jason

Neither. Bro, he's more likely to fill out some shit than I am.

Chris

I could see you catching a wild hair years ago.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

When... You know what I mean? I don't think, I don't think you would do that today. But how are we spending the 350? Not to go backwards, but what are we, what are we spending? Did you buy some, a w- a, a single bottle of Dom P?

Jason

I had a, I had a beautiful meal at Muse in Santa Monica that was less free than I was hoping it to be.

Chris

Oh, I th- [laughs] Okay, I'm sorry.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I think I was confused about that when you mentioned that. Okay, that makes, that makes a little more sense. I was hoping for a nice bottle of, of, of Dom, but I guess if it's already spent, it's already spent. There's nothing we can do about that.

Jason

No, no, no. No, the martinis were flowing. These things add up.

Chris

Yeah, I know, I know.

Jason

So, you know, I'm... They're not in the business of giving away free alcohol to white guys, you know what I mean? What's the point?

Chris

Nobody... Well, no, I mean, no man should ever... I think that should be a rule. No man should receive free alcohol ever. No, no feds. Unless it's Fed Cup-

Jason

Uh-huh

Chris

... before 11.

Jason

[laughs] Um, have you seen Twitter is introducing certified bangers, ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement for each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts, and replies? So it's kind of like podcast charts or-

Chris

You're about to, you're about to be podcasting with a goddamn platinum artist then. We're about to go, we're about to go- [laughs]

Jason

I'm sorry, is the per- is the certified banger in the room with us right now? Because-

Chris

I've deleted all the certified bangers. No, I don't, I don't y-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I don't, unfortunately, use Twitter like that anymore. I look at certified bangers, but I don't think that... I think that you have to have, um, either a job where y- you have to do that all the time as a either content creator or, like, a news person.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

Or you have to be an absolute loser. Those are the only two people that are allowed to go that crazy on Twitter anymore.

Jason

No. I mean, if, if I post a picture of my monkey, it gets a lot more likes-

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

... than if I post, like, a, a scathing review of-

Chris

I did see a-

Jason

... the new PTA film or something.

Chris

I d- I did see that, uh, Terry post, post Benito breakup posted the thirst trap today, and I looked. This motherfucker had 178 responses, and I was like, "Bro, [laughs] there's nothing I could post on Twitter that would get 178 positive responses. Nothing."

Jason

When you say response-

Chris

Hold on one second, guys. Let us finish the intro. Sorry.

Jason

Okay. Well, uh, we, we should talk to our guest now today, our old friend Henry Shlomo. He's a, uh, musician, DJ. I've known him for a long time, from LA. He's got a record that just came out recently.

Chris

Repuls- Repulser, which is a great word.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

And I don't know if it's a real one or not, but I like it.

Jason

It's real. It's giving, uh, Depeche Mode album title.

Chris

Yes. Yes. Yes, it is.

Jason

Which is high praise, of course. But yeah, it's a cool record. We can talk about music.

Chris

Even I listened to it, and I liked it.

Jason

Oh, wow. Okay.

Chris

Yeah.

Jason

That's huge.

Chris

I'm down. I'm down.

Jason

For the... For an EDM artist, that's rare. Okay, let's give him a call.

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Jason

A lot of questions, but how often? 'Cause we do this podcast three times a week, and that's a sweet spot. How many times do they do?

Chris

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Jason

The Guardian is not some billionaire-owned platform. They're not afraid to say what they wanna say, brother.

Chris

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Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

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Jason

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Chris

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He knows how to charge my copay.

Chris

Exactly.

Jason

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Jason

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Chris

Of course.

Henry Shlohmo

No.

Chris

Of course.

Henry Shlohmo

I don't.

Chris

It's Fuck Jerry... Isn't it Fuck Jerry's Tequila?

Jason

It is, yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, now I want it.

Jason

[laughs] Henry said, "I'm buying."

Chris

I was about to say, I'm sure Henry's seen some of those memes before.

Henry Shlohmo

Man, yeah, I've seen some of those.

Jason

Yeah, Ja Ja, it makes 818 look like the, the, uh, the bottle of Azul for 300.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

You know what I mean? It's some bad shit.

Henry Shlohmo

Dude, that 818, fine shit.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

Jason used to put that, Jason used to put that on our rider as a joke, and then I'd always be like, "Is it good?" And he'd be like, "No."

Henry Shlohmo

No.

Chris

"No, it's really not good."

Henry Shlohmo

No, it's not.

Chris

I'm like, "Then why do you keep doing this?" [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

The worst one was the, the Travis Scott, the, like, mixed drink, the Cactus Seltzer.

Chris

Oh, he did... He, yeah, he did the Cactus Hard Seltzer. He, he tried to go-

Henry Shlohmo

Those were gone in, like-

Chris

It's called Cacti

Henry Shlohmo

... a week.

Jason

You were running through the cacti?

Henry Shlohmo

So bad, and they were just sitting for a while.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And then I remember, like, just the crates at CVS just one day, gone.

Jason

Really?

Chris

Somebody came and picked those up.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

There were billboards all over LA for that, too.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

I remember it being big.

Henry Shlohmo

They definitely did not make... The, it didn't go in the green. Uh, there's no way.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I think when you're someone on Cactus Jack's level, you take big swings at this point, and if one of those swings is a, a hard seltzer, it doesn't work, and the next swing is Kanye West on stage doing 12 songs in Japan-

Henry Shlohmo

Yep

Chris

... that one seemed to work.

Henry Shlohmo

Man-

Chris

You know? You can't win them all

Henry Shlohmo

... no matter how bad it is, I'm gonna buy some $40 Yeezy pants.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It sucks, but I'm gonna do it. It sucks.

Jason

Really, as, especially as a member of the Jewish faith-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... you're, you're crossing the picket line.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, I crossed. I crossed.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I'm a scab.

Jason

You're a scab. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

We're gonna put a rat, we're gonna put a big blow-up rat outside of your apartment.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

I was actually looking at some Yeezy desert boot shoes on The RealReal yesterday. Saw them in my size for the low, and I was like, "Damn, I, I might need to-"

Henry Shlohmo

Let me tell you, they were good. They were good.

Jason

They were good.

Henry Shlohmo

They gave... I have, I have one.

Jason

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

They're good.

Jason

Okay.

Chris

I wanna know which NBA player had his assistant clean out his closet-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

... so Jason could get the Yeezy desert boots-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... for 40 on The RealReal.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I mean-

Henry Shlohmo

It was Russell, and he wore them with a little pair of, like, little shorts.

Jason

It was Russ in his little shorts.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

I just love, I just love-

Jason

Big sock

Chris

... the whole thing.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

The whole thing where he just, he, he gets the rabbi, he apologizes, and it, he got-

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, that rabbi video was gold.

Chris

But does that... That rabbi has done this before with another celebrity.

Henry Shlohmo

That's... I remember that. Yeah. Who was it? It was probably, like, Chris Pratt or something.

Chris

[laughs] So-

Jason

Mm. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

He's the go-to celebrity rabbi.

Henry Shlohmo

"I'm sorry."

Chris

And I kinda wanna build with him. I just wanna see kinda what's up.

Henry Shlohmo

Chris Pratt was like, "I'm sorry for having a Labrador."

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, yeah, I don't know.

Jason

Is that... Is sorry for having a Labrador, is that a, a euphemism for something, or just l- the literal act of owning a Labrador?

Henry Shlohmo

No, I think 'cause everyone thinks he's, like, you know, like a Republican or something, and so-

Jason

Oh, okay, okay.

Chris

I don't think they think that.

Henry Shlohmo

He is.

Chris

I think he's, I think he's, like, at church with the family, a- and if you're going to church twice a week, you're a Republican. I mean, that's-

Henry Shlohmo

And he has a Labrador.

Chris

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's part of the package.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

I have a feeling the lab's not Black. Let's just say that, you know what I mean? Fellas.

Henry Shlohmo

That's what I'm saying.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And there's maybe two of them, and one's called Lucky.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

[laughs] Wait, hold on. I didn't know there were labs that weren't Black. Excuse my ignorance as a, as a non-dog owner.

Jason

Wow, you said, "I don't see color."

Henry Shlohmo

Wow. I don't see color, yeah.

Chris

You can get a white, you can get a white lab?

Jason

Yeah. They got chocolate lab-

Chris

One

Jason

... black lab, yellow lab, yellow bone, white bone, all the bones

Chris

I don't, you know, I don't, I don't, I didn't know there was a yellow bone lab.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

But I did know-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Yeah

Chris

... I did know black and chocolate. I have not seen the white varietal. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I feel like the chocolate's a red bone at heart.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Could be.

Chris

I feel like I must be going to the wrong dog parks, bro. I don't see this shit. I don't... I, first of all, I don't see color. Second of all-

Henry Shlohmo

Yellow, I feel like yellow lab is the most stocked dog. It's like, it's like what they come from the factory as before they make-

Chris

Yellow, yes.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

White is di- white is different than yellow. We know that.

Jason

Chris, it's a spectrum. It's a spectrum.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

I'm sorry, I don't, I've never had a dog, and I hate them, so I, I'm not that super up on dog-

Henry Shlohmo

Wow

Chris

... dog stuff. But-

Henry Shlohmo

Interesting. I have three.

Jason

What?

Chris

What do you have three? Your ho- your house must stink, bro. How often does the cleaning lady come?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it does. It sucks.

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it's not good.

Chris

Luck- luckily, you just wear hoodies and shit, so you don't have to do a lot of dry cleaning.

Jason

Do you li- who do you live with?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, just covered in, like, shit, yeah. Uh, my girlfriend.

Jason

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it's dog city over here.

Chris

Let me ask you a question. Who brought the dogs into the relationship, or did you get them together?

Henry Shlohmo

I had... Here's one right no- right here. He's, he's dope. He's dope.

Chris

Okay. All right, that little mother... All right, little motherfucker. You let that little motherfucker on the couch? Here, boy.

Henry Shlohmo

All right. Yeah. [laughs] Okay. Oh, yeah.

Chris

He'll fit in your, he'll fit in your little Bottega too. I see what you're trying to do there.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, he getting a little bag. Bag boy.

Jason

What's that dog's name? What's that small little guy?

Henry Shlohmo

He's Bode. This is Bode.

Chris

That was bo- obviously launched before the brand.

Henry Shlohmo

Actually, no. I spelled it differently, and I didn't know that that was how you pronounce that brand's name. [laughs]

Chris

So you never said it out loud. So you named your dog after the brand, but you didn't-

Henry Shlohmo

I'd never heard anyone say it out loud. I said it out loud. I was like, "Bode."

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

What the fuck? I'm, I'm not going in there.

Chris

Yeah, that's not really your swag, I don't think.

Henry Shlohmo

That's not for me, yeah.

Chris

All right. So you brought one dog, and your chick brought one dog, and then maybe you got one together. Is that how?

Henry Shlohmo

Exact, precise.

Chris

What did you need the third for?

Jason

COVID shi- was it a COVID dog? Number three a COVID dog?

Henry Shlohmo

Not even. Not even. We just fucked up.

Jason

Okay. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Yeah.

Jason

I'll take the L on that one, bro.

Chris

Did you-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, yeah

Chris

... did you take the L?

Henry Shlohmo

It was a big L.

Chris

Did you, did you go to, like, the shelter, and she started getting all cute with one, and you had to be like, "All right. Throw it in the range"?

Henry Shlohmo

My sister just sent me a little rescue link, and I was like, "That dog's really cute," and the rest is history.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

See, I do, I, I'm able to think a dog is cute, but when you gotta press add to cart, I can't do it.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

Like, that's where the li- that's where the line gets drawn.

Henry Shlohmo

No, I, I acquired same day. I don't know why. It just, it happened, and it's-

Chris

So how much of your-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... how much of your day is spent... What is the time split between making music and walking dogs? 'Cause at this point, it feels like it must be 50/50.

Henry Shlohmo

So much dog.

Chris

Is this something you find great joy in?

Henry Shlohmo

Yes. It's both, you know? It's, it's like when-

Chris

It's both

Henry Shlohmo

... people talk about kids now that I have three dogs. I'm like, "This is almost like a quarter a kid."

Chris

Mm.

Jason

No, no, no, it's more than a quarter of a kid. I think three dogs-

Henry Shlohmo

It is. I didn't wa- I didn't wanna, I didn't wanna make the jump, but I think it is more than-

Jason

Let me do that jumping for you.

Henry Shlohmo

Okay. Thank you.

Chris

Jason loves to jump. Let me ask you a question.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

Let me ask you a question. How do you... 'Cause this is what fascinates me most about dogs-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... and this is, Jason and I have talked about this many times. How do you justify as a human being with a successful career picking up shit with your hand?

Henry Shlohmo

Uh-

Chris

Because that is something, I know you have a bag, I know there's all the tools, but it seems we're better than that as human beings.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Keeps me grounded. Keeps me level.

Chris

Oh, so you are, you're saying I'm too popping, just picking up shit.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

On some Chris Pratt shit. It keeps you grounded.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Exactly.

Jason

I fuck with that.

Henry Shlohmo

If Chris Pratt can do it for his theoretical Labrador that I don't know exists-

Chris

See, that's funny. My faith, my faith, my faith keeps me grounded.

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly.

Chris

But you guys need shit for that. I see what it is.

Henry Shlohmo

I got both.

Chris

Okay. I got it. I got it.

Henry Shlohmo

Faith and shit.

Jason

[laughs] Okay. When you, uh, when you and bae go out of town, what's up with the dog sitting? Do you bring them with? Do you give them to your sister, take them to your mom?

Henry Shlohmo

Can't bring three dogs.

Jason

Yeah, yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Can't bring three dogs anywhere. Can't even do it to, like, the store. I don't know. This is-

Jason

Yeah, yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... it's become-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... this is a whole thing. Um-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... no, the budget has just, like, increased. So, like, any time I-

Jason

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... any time I go play a show, it's like I'm like, "Oh, well, there's this other budget I have to-" [laughs]

Jason

Yeah. Sure. There's, you-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

Something I think about all the time.

Chris

Dude, you, you guys are... It's just crazy to me. I, I literally am fascinated by it because it just-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... seems like a choice that no one makes consciously, and then all of a sudden, it's like, "This is my entire life."

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, totally. That is exactly what happened, and it is a absolute pain and a chore. [laughs]

Chris

So you're saying, you're saying, you're like, "All right. So we got backline. I had to buy all these, I had to buy all this stuff. We got the smoke machine. We got the scrim."

Jason

I can't be sitting in main cabin. You know what I'm saying?

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] You got-

Jason

Need a little upgrade.

Chris

You're in del- you're in Delta one to Brussels, and then you also got-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... 800 put aside for the dog sitter-

Henry Shlohmo

Yep, yep

Chris

... while daddy's out earning money.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, we're barely-

Chris

And you've, you're just, you've, you've just come to t- you're just like, "This is part of my life."

Henry Shlohmo

Yep. We're barely out the red here. Yeah.

Chris

Okay. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Sure. Sure. No, no, I get it.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

I appreciate your honesty. It's brave.

Henry Shlohmo

No, no, this is, that's what it is.

Jason

And you can't kill the dog. You'll go to jail. Can't eat them.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, it's like you don't want to. You, you're, you're stuck.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

You know? You're just totally trapped.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

All right. So to be clear, you're, you're continuing your, your bravery by saying you don't wanna kill your own dogs. That's nice.

Henry Shlohmo

Yes.

Chris

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

That's, I'm so brave. Yeah.

Chris

Do you have a stu- is, is the stu in the house, or are you leaving the house to go create?

Henry Shlohmo

I have never... We've had, we have, like, a la- like, We Did It, our, like, old label thing.

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

We had, like, a group studio at one point, but that was-

Chris

I bet a lot of work got done in there.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Actually, it did.

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Weirdly, it did.

Chris

Uh, work isn't smoking weed. You're saying music actually got made in there?

Henry Shlohmo

Yes, yes.

Chris

Wow.

Henry Shlohmo

The most functional weed people you'll ever meet. No, that's not true. There's probably-

Chris

You know, the crew, I feel like the crew ballooned at one point. There had to be some fat you needed to trim there.

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, sure. I mean, that place was... It, I mean, I lived there for a while. It was not gr- like, not good.

Jason

Was that, it was over on Melrose, right?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jason

It was just like a hou- it was like a, like a one, two-bedroom house that you guys just converted to the office, studio-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it was-

Jason

... smoke spot kind of thing?

Henry Shlohmo

It was beautiful and disgusting.

Chris

For th- [laughs] for those of us who listen to music with guitars, c- who, who was the core of the We Did It collective?You?

Henry Shlohmo

Sure. I don't know.

Chris

Yeah. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, yeah. Well, it was kinda like, it was, it was a group, so I don't know if there was a core. But I guess it was founded by me and my friend Nick-

Chris

Okay

Henry Shlohmo

... um, who Jason al- also knows. Um-

Chris

I know Nick as well. I know Nick as well.

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, you know Nick, okay.

Chris

Yeah, I just wasn't, I wasn't sure if this was sort of-

Jason

Recently married

Chris

... if there was like-

Henry Shlohmo

Recently married?

Chris

... congratulations to him. If there was a lot of-

Henry Shlohmo

Yes

Chris

... sort of posers out there. Like, did you give out leatherman, you know, letterman jackets-

Henry Shlohmo

Uh

Chris

... to kinda signify-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

What's funny is we made-

Chris

... chains?

Henry Shlohmo

We did make some at a certain point. Um-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

So, so-

Henry Shlohmo

And we did make chains also.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

So you were, you hit the nail on the head with both of those.

Chris

But did, did everybody get... Like, did the weed carrier get one, or was it only the real squad squad?

Henry Shlohmo

Everyone was a weed carrier.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Um-

Jason

Okay. So very d- very democratic across the board.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, the word was spread-

Jason

Everyone is a core member. Everyone is also a weed carrier.

Henry Shlohmo

We did a Fader interview one time, and we decided to bring the drug dealer along as the-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

So we got-

Jason

To add color

Henry Shlohmo

... yeah, we all got photographed at Master Burger. We were like, "We're g- We, you need to take us to Master Burger."

Jason

I don't know what Master Burger is.

Chris

I don't either.

Henry Shlohmo

That's a shame.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, it's [laughs] I think it's still there. Just one of the OG spots. They put, they can put a little pastrami on a burger if you want, you know, like old LA-

Jason

Oh

Henry Shlohmo

... bullshit

Jason

... I'm looking at it. Okay.

Chris

Okay. So you guys went to Master Burger with the, with Jason Nacido or whoever-

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

... was shooting you for the Fader. And you brought along your drug dealer. And now I, I don't wanna... O- obviously I don't wanna blow up anybody's spot.

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm.

Chris

But I, I imagine he was moving a little more than weed if he's getting in the photos.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, we just, he was so nice. [laughs]

Jason

Right. Okay, was, is-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... so is this, is Master Burger, that feels like USC territory?

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, yeah, it's a little, like, mid-

Jason

What are you, what are you guys doing on Western and 48th Street is what I wanna know.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

We used to frequent Slauson a lot. The swap meet was kind of like-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... a little we did it hub for a while, where we would get all of our shit made.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Now you can just, like, go to, like-

Jason

I get it all in China

Henry Shlohmo

... Squid or what, yeah, or like, whatever. There's, like, places like Ink Squid.

Jason

I go to Ink Squid. I go to Red Bubble. Yeah, you just go on anywhere.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, like, none of this stuff, none of that existed, even, like, printers and shit.

Chris

'Cause you guys were making a lot of merchandise, highly coveted, if I remember correctly.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it was... I, thank you, I guess. [laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, yeah, we were just ma- we were just making a lot of shit, and, and, um, a lot of it was just via the swap meet.

Jason

Yeah.

Chris

So you're saying-

Henry Shlohmo

The embroidery guy

Chris

... okay, so you're saying you would take your, your blanks down to the embroidery guy at the s- at the swap meet-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm

Chris

... and go absolutely fucking crazy.

Jason

To get a authentic urban edge.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

And I think that's dope to do that.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, it, it was the only place I knew of to get shit made. I didn't even know otherwise.

Jason

Dude, the, I went, I went there maybe, like, a year ago just to check in.

Henry Shlohmo

It's different.

Jason

It's different, but, like, I was equally blown away. I think the last time I went, like, a year ago, I remember, like, eating an edible before, just to be like, "See what's going on."

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

And it was, it was th- I saw some of the sickest shit I've ever seen in my... I remember seeing one, there's a, it's a, the, like, a 3XL purple shirt, and it had two hands with handcuffs breaking free.

Henry Shlohmo

Yes. Were they Mickey glove hands?

Jason

It was sort of Mickey glove handsy.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

But in giant letters it said, "Free my grandma."

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Free her, man. Till it's backwards. Did sh-

Jason

They make... Till it's backwards. They make a shirt for everything at the Slauson Swap Meet.

Henry Shlohmo

Was it an airbrush, or was it just, like, a print?

Jason

No, screen print.

Henry Shlohmo

Screen print?

Chris

But what is the, is the pricing at the swap meet pretty good, or do they, do they hit you with the white boy tax?

Jason

The prices have gone up.

Henry Shlohmo

It's gone up. It, it used to be just, like, the sickest, oh, fuck.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

That's it.

Jason

It's a orange shirt, not a purple shirt.

Henry Shlohmo

That's beautiful.

Jason

"Free my grandma."

Henry Shlohmo

It used to be exclusively shit like that and, like, fake Iceberg.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Like Looney Tunes.

Jason

Mm.

Henry Shlohmo

Like, the good shit, you know? And then-

Jason

Yeah, the good shit. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

The good shit, you know what I'm saying? And then, uh, uh, I think, like, 2013 rolled around, and, like, Tyga was wearing all that, like, weird fake Versace brand. And then it, and then it all became, like, supplement printed, like, pharaohs.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Which I was still down with.

Jason

Wow. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I'm like, "This is sick."

Chris

All right, so you're, y- you, you're saying that whatever the s- the swap meet was serving, you were sort of eating. It, you were, you were happy with it.

Jason

But then Tyga came through with his Rack City money and, and fucked the game up-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... is what you're saying.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Started putting a pharaoh on everything.

Henry Shlohmo

I was, I, we left no crumbs for a while.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And then-

Chris

I feel like, Henry, I feel like, I feel like-

Henry Shlohmo

Even the shoes

Chris

... you've maybe spent some time with Tyga. Is that crazy for me to think?

Henry Shlohmo

No. One, one of the guys I have not. I-

Chris

Okay

Henry Shlohmo

... I would've loved to.

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

But [laughs]

Chris

We all would.

Henry Shlohmo

I know.

Chris

Tyga and Ray J to me are in the same-

Henry Shlohmo

Totally

Chris

... and Soulja Boy. Tho- that's the, the GOATed trio that can do anything, and I'm, I'm down with it.

Henry Shlohmo

Dream blunt rotation, to be honest.

Chris

D- actually dream blunt rotation.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

They all have, they have these similar sort of fuck it attitudes. I think that's why I group them together.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Ray J is, like-

Jason

Well, they're all entrepreneurs.

Chris

That's right

Henry Shlohmo

... the deepest troll. I love him.

Chris

He, no, he's a, he's unbel- I'm, I'm a big fan of, um, Love & Hip Hop.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

One of the greatest series to ever exist, and Ray J's run on that is Hall of Fame level. I, I mean, he's kind of the guy I think of now when I think of the series.

Henry Shlohmo

Do you remember Soulja Boy's short stint in the Atlanta version?

Chris

Of course.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Of course.

Henry Shlohmo

There's just this one quote that I'll always remember. I forget who his girl was at the time. Might've been, I don't even know. She was like, he, he, they were moving in together, and he was, like, building a man cave.

Jason

Soulja Cave

Henry Shlohmo

Soulja Cave.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And she, she was like, "What do you need a man cave for?" And he, and he looked at her like the most like, "What the fuck are you even ta-" And, and he was like, "To smoke."

Jason

[laughs] You dumb bitch.

Henry Shlohmo

And looked at her like so confused. Like, "What are you fucking even asking me?"

Jason

She's like, "You have a Supreme store in your kitchen, and your living room is every video game ever made. What do you need a man cave for?"

Chris

She's like, "You can smoke in one of the 15 bedrooms in suburban Atlanta that you bought."

Henry Shlohmo

You bought the whole Kid Robot store. [laughs]

Chris

[laughs] Like, you're good, bro.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

It's fine. That's just, that, that's a bedroom. It can be whatever you want it to be.

Henry Shlohmo

It can be whatever, yeah.

Jason

We tease, but I, we all wish that our brain worked like that.

Henry Shlohmo

All right.

Jason

We'd be in a different place in this life.

Henry Shlohmo

It'd be a blessing.

Chris

Do you think... Now, do you guys think Soulja... Who do you think's got the most brea- Well, Tyga's got the most bread out of those three, but who's got the most bread between Ray J and Soulja? I don't wanna be a pocket checker-

Henry Shlohmo

I don't know

Chris

... but who do you think-

Henry Shlohmo

That's a good question.

Jason

I think Ray J's got, has, has more money.

Chris

Really?

Jason

I think Ray J's got more.

Chris

Do you think, so you think Raycon sold more than the Soulja Boy Game Boy?

Jason

Yeah, because Ray c- Raycon is a, a legitimate business that has spent millions-

Henry Shlohmo

It is

Jason

... and millions of dollars on podca- We've done Ray J ads ourselves, whereas I-

Chris

Proudly. Proudly

Jason

... I've purchased a Soulja Boy, I purchased a Soulja watch-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

... knowing full well that it'll never arrive.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Like, I gave him $39, and I was like, "That's it."

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, I did the same thing for the first Sol- Soulja GameCon, and that-

Jason

[laughs] Did it show up to the crib?

Henry Shlohmo

No. No, no, no. [laughs]

Chris

But I have to, I have to say, guys, I have to say, this business model of taking money and never using it to produce anything could make you rich if you get away with it for long enough.

Henry Shlohmo

That's what I'm saying.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

He's done a couple of them.

Chris

I think he's do- I think he does one a week, and it still finds victims.

Henry Shlohmo

There's a new... He's, like, doing, like, a, a, you know, like, the friend AI fucking thing. He's, like, making one.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

[laughs] So sick. So sick. That's so hard to do. That's, like, so technologically advanced. Like, there's no way.

Henry Shlohmo

I can't imagine what-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... a step down from one of those things would be. Like, what that is.

Chris

I wanna know what the Soulja twist is, 'cause i- if it's his voice-

Jason

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Chris

... that's pretty good.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, the thing is, with all the other shit, there was no twist. [laughs] There wasn't... He didn't even, they're not even branded. He would just, it's-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... he's a drop shipper for Alibaba.

Jason

And it, but it's, I would rather give him my money than a-

Henry Shlohmo

Awesome

Jason

... he's the Bernie Madoff of, of the streets, kind of-

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly

Jason

... where it's like-

Henry Shlohmo

And I wanna see him win.

Jason

[laughs] I wanna see him win.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Does Soulja, does Soulja live in LA, or does he live in Atlanta?

Henry Shlohmo

Both.

Jason

He's global. He's global, bro. Come on.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, he's, he's global, dude. Come on. [laughs]

Chris

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I didn't mean... I mean, he's gotta go to China to check on the factories and stuff, make sure everything's getting out on time.

Henry Shlohmo

No, he, he's got a guy for that, dude.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, no, he's, he's doing it, yeah.

Chris

[laughs] I'm sorry to hear that-

Jason

Soulja Boy walking around a factory with his hands behind his back-

Henry Shlohmo

He's, like, s-

Jason

... like inspecting

Henry Shlohmo

... secretly John Cena, can speak, like, fluent Cantonese and Mandarin. He's, like, going to all the factories.

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Ni hao ma, Soulja.

Jason

Uh, okay. Well, you w- you were talking before about every time you go and, and play a show, you gotta get the, the dog sitter and the, and the this, that, and the other thing.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

How... Uh, do you, do you miss when, when we were all playing at EDM festival, you know, seemingly once a month somewhere and-

Henry Shlohmo

Yes

Jason

... in Denver or [laughs] New Hampshire or-

Henry Shlohmo

Man, it's so funny, like, being where I am now and just having seen that whole shit kind of, like, collapse in on itself. And, like, I don't know if you've listened to my other albums, like, I ne- I've never really made [laughs] EDM.

Jason

No, not at all. Not at all.

Henry Shlohmo

Never, and-

Chris

Your loss, but we'll, w- we don't need to talk about it.

Henry Shlohmo

No, no shame in this. Uh-

Jason

It's some beautiful music to smoke to and ride to. You know, it's-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... there's, your impressive work with Jeremiah.

Henry Shlohmo

Beasters.

Jason

Yeah, yeah. [laughs] But it's not necessarily, you know, you and Tiesto up there making the same kind of shit now.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, yeah, everyone would be bummed when I play those things.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

So it's like clearly I'm not meant for this.

Chris

You're like, "I'll take this check, but I'm gonna upset the audience."

Henry Shlohmo

It was always one of those things I felt like Europe was so far ahead back then. It was like, oh, they have, like, culture for electronic music that isn't-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... this.

Jason

I can't wait till I go play Primavera instead of the Hard Festival-

Henry Shlohmo

Exact-

Jason

... because they're gonna get it

Henry Shlohmo

... exa- I would say no to Hard Fest, like, every year. I was like, "No, I can't." And then I realized, like, this is-

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... American culture. This is-

Chris

Yeah.

Jason

Mm-hmm, yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... this is what we do here.

Jason

This is it, brother.

Henry Shlohmo

This is what we do here.

Chris

So when you would play something like Hard Festival, would you do your best, or would you just play your shit and let them hate from outside the club?

Henry Shlohmo

I said no until 2019, and then I did it one time, and I played guitar. I did full, like, rock-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... shit set, and people were bummed, and it was awesome.

Jason

They weren't into the slow dive set at Hard Festival?

Henry Shlohmo

No.

Chris

All right, all right, McGee, calm down.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

Let's not, uh... [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Shit.

Chris

No, you're the proto Me- You're the proto, I know. You're the OG.

Jason

But I think that's a testament to how cool you guys are and how much of, like, a mysterious draw where it's like, we want these guys so bad, even though the music that they're making has no place here. It's just like, I wanna hang out with these guys. I wanna-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

... you know, get them in the mix. I want them to be backstage. I wanna own their friendship and pay for it, kind of, you know?

Henry Shlohmo

Y- There was some of this, yeah. There, there was some of that at, um, that fucking FYF Festival, rest in peace.

Chris

I didn't know you p- I didn't know you put out any EPs with Burger Records. I didn't... That's interesting.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

I thought you had your own label, but I guess-

Henry Shlohmo

Okay.

Jason

Hey, FYF was different at the beginning, though.

Henry Shlohmo

You know what's funny is we actually did tapes with Burger, so you're not f-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

You're not, you're not even making jokes here. [laughs] This is just-

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

This is just our life, dude.

Chris

You're like, "We know how we can..." You're like, "We know how to make white label 12 inches, but we're gonna outsource the tape making to those nerds over at Burger."

Henry Shlohmo

We, dude, we had nothing ourselves. We didn't make anything. It was like everything was whoever could help us. We were just stoned.

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Chris

Yeah, it was technically a record label.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

So somebody had to do something.

Henry Shlohmo

I... Yeah, I mean, we were, like, getting... W- well, we would do, like, tape collabs with them. We would get our vinyl made through whoever could make it the cheapest and what- you know, and then f-

Chris

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... find a distributor and-

Chris

So you didn't have an in-house distributor that you poached from Universal Music Group?

Henry Shlohmo

No. We didn't even have sh- Like, we would ship stuff ourselves until it was too much, and then... I don't know.

Chris

So there was no radio department or anything like that? Okay, got it. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

The whole thing was just me and Nick. It was nothing. [laughs]

Chris

That's pretty funny because I do feel like-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... as a, you know... I, that was not my world necessarily, but it was very adjacent-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm

Chris

... to my own world. And I do remember thinking, "Whatever this is feels cool, but I don't know where my in is," you know? And that's a powerful place to be, I think.

Henry Shlohmo

That's cool, I think.

Chris

I... No, I do too. I do too.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Because I think it, I think when you make something feel that good from far away-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm

Chris

... and people don't even know why they like it, that means that you, you, you kinda have them wrapped around your finger before they press play or, or, you know, whatever, buy something.

Henry Shlohmo

I'll take it.

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

I'll take it.

Jason

It's part of being an it girl.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

That's true. And I guess the rappers notice, which is always funny.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. I never thought I would be an it girl, but... [laughs]

Chris

Well, it's over now, just to be clear. You had your moment.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's been over for a while.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

We're, we're very clear on this. We're very clear on this.

Chris

We're very clear.

Henry Shlohmo

Very clear.

Chris

But you guys, do you guys stop doing it just because you felt like it was over?

Henry Shlohmo

No, I mean, um, it's not... The door isn't closed, it's just like-

Chris

Okay

Henry Shlohmo

... we grow up and have less time to smoke weed together. [laughs]

Chris

Sure. Sure. The project is alive, but we're less high, so we can't contribute as much time to it.

Henry Shlohmo

Some of us are less high, yeah.

Chris

Like, I'm not speaking for everybody, but some of us.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, I can't speak for us all. Um, I can't speak for myself. [laughs]

Jason

I feel like, I feel like when we first met, I was smoking zero weed and you were probably enjoying a good amount of it.

Henry Shlohmo

Copious.

Jason

And now I'm, uh, now I'm smoking a lot more, and I feel like you might be smoking a little bit less. Is that fair to say?

Henry Shlohmo

Well...

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, I, I actually can't s- m- I, I had a l- uh, a lung, uh, collapse a couple years ago.

Chris

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

A very hairy experience.

Chris

What does that... W- how does that happen? Like, why does that happen?

Henry Shlohmo

They literally call... It's called a spontaneous pneumothorax, so it literally means, like, a random lung collapse in Latin. [laughs]

Jason

Sound like a Oneohtrix Point Never EP.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Yeah, that, that-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm.

Chris

Okay, so you're s- and what does that-

Jason

So it was a freak accident, just a-

Henry Shlohmo

Totally

Jason

... what, what... Okay.

Chris

What does that feel like, if you could describe it?

Henry Shlohmo

When it happens, it feels like just someone, like, kicked you in the back or some shit, and you're like, "What the fuck?"

Chris

Mm.

Henry Shlohmo

It's, like-

Jason

Right, right, right

Henry Shlohmo

... weird. You're like, "Why did it feel like someone kicked me in the back?" And it's, like, not apparent.What's wrong?

Jason

You feel like you got one lung

Henry Shlohmo

Feels like you got one lung, yeah.

Chris

But did you thug it out for a little while before you, like, went to Cedars?

Henry Shlohmo

For, like, a couple hours I was like, "I'm straight. We're good."

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And then, and- and my girlfriend was like, "You sound bad. Like, your voice sounds different."

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

Like, and I was like, "It's fine." [laughs] Like, um, and I'm glad we went, 'cause I guess if you don't treat it, you can die, [laughs] so.

Jason

Right, right, right.

Chris

Sure. I was gonna imagine there was some b- bad things that would happen-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... if it d- goes untreated.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, the, the thing is that the... it's more the pressure. So, like, they don't just collapse. What happens is, like, a part of it will pop and air fills your, like, chest cavity.

Chris

Oh.

Henry Shlohmo

So, so what happens is it can press on your heart, and your heart will just go, "Bye." [laughs]

Chris

So d- so was this-

Jason

Oh, dear

Chris

... was it, so you c- so you go to the emergency room.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Are you laid up for a while, and then it's, like, long recovery period? Or is it-

Henry Shlohmo

Dude

Chris

... relatively

Henry Shlohmo

... it sucks. So they, like, immediately are like, "Oh, yeah, it's collapsed." And then they just, they flip you on your side, and they just stick a tube through your ribcage.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

And-

Chris

To get air, to release the pressure or-

Henry Shlohmo

To release the air

Chris

... to get you air. Okay, okay.

Henry Shlohmo

And then that stays in there for two days.

Jason

And the tube goes into your ribcage, just we cut a hole through your s- body.

Henry Shlohmo

Yep, just little hole.

Jason

And then you go...

Henry Shlohmo

It, it's fried, dude. Um, you-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... you feel it, like, scraping around in your lung.

Chris

Surgery is fried.

Jason

Oh.

Chris

I couldn't agree more.

Jason

Oh. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

This wasn't even sur- you're just awake.

Chris

You're awake? They don't give you a little something?

Henry Shlohmo

No. No, no, no.

Chris

Luckily you were high anyway, but still that's, like, the-

Henry Shlohmo

I was like, "Can I please have Xanax or something?"

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, and then, yeah, so they, they do that for, like, two days, and then they try and pull it out once your lung has reexpanded.

Chris

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

But when they pulled it out, it popped again.

Jason

Oh.

Henry Shlohmo

So then another couple days they had to put in another one, and then once it pops twice, they're like, "So we kinda gotta do this surgery," like, and the surgery is more fried. Um-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... they, uh, cut out a little piece of your lung, and then they s- literally sandblast the inside of your lung cavity with talcum powder-

Chris

Oh

Henry Shlohmo

... so that it-

Jason

Huh. What?

Chris

I didn't know talcum powder went inside like that.

Henry Shlohmo

Neither did I, and so now I have a bunch. Um, and it-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... and it chafes up your shit on, uh, the inside. [laughs]

Jason

Okay. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It, it scratches up the inside of your shit-

Jason

Uh-huh

Henry Shlohmo

... and, and fuses your lung to the inside of your chest cavity so that it can't-

Chris

Oh, okay

Henry Shlohmo

... pop again.

Chris

Okay, okay.

Jason

Oh, so it's like double-sided tape on the inside of your body to keep it in there.

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly. The little gift tape.

Jason

Wow.

Henry Shlohmo

But the thing was, when I woke up, they had not given me any of the painkillers. Um, so I woke up in this, like... It was like a Reddit, like, nightmare experience, like with the things that you read about, that you're like, "Wow-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... I, I can't b- I can't believe that's real," and you're like, "Thank God, that will never happen to me."

Jason

That one in a-

Chris

I'm sure you weren't-

Jason

... one in a million-

Chris

... concerned with this at the time, but did they give you any reasoning as to why they hadn't given you any?

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, no. They said you're, they said, "You're on it. You're on it right now." It was supposed to be fetti, bro. They were gonna give me fentanyl, right?

Chris

Hell yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. I mean, I was on Dilaudid for a week before that, and I was like, "Sure."

Jason

Don't sleep on Lil D. Lil D goes dot, dot.

Chris

Lil D'll get you right. Lil D'll get you right.

Henry Shlohmo

Do not sleep on Lil D.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It ain't the big D, but it's Lil D.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

The big D being Demerol. Um-

Jason

Oh. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Lil D was fine. But so I woke up. They were supposed to give me real, real drugs, and, um, 'cause it's fucked up. The surgery's fucked up.

Chris

They hit you with Tylenol 4?

Henry Shlohmo

Bro, no, they didn't hit me with nothing, because they said, "You're maxed out. You're maxed out on pa-" The, the fetti was everything. That's it. And I couldn't speak. Like, my eyes are rolling back type shit. I'm, like, sweating through the bed, like, white type shit.

Jason

Yeah, yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

And, um, they wouldn't release me from the room, because they were like, "Clearly something's fucked up." So they were holding me in there for, like, hours, and then finally they, like, send me out to, like, my girl and my family, and they're like, "What the fuck is wrong with him?" 'Cause I'm like... [gasping]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Like... [laughs]

Jason

It, it don't look like y'all are done with this whole procedure yet.

Chris

Yeah, I don't think y'all fixed our boy.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it doesn't look done.

Chris

Our boy ain't fixed yet.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Go back in there and finish the job.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

You missed a step. Yeah, missed a, missed something. Um, and, uh, they were just like, "No, we can't give you anything. You're, you're g- all we can do is Benadryl."

Jason

Whoa.

Henry Shlohmo

The extra fucked up thing was it was the last surgery of the night, so they're like, "Oh, the pain team's gone. Your doctor's gone. Everyone's gone. We can't really do anything until 8:00 AM tomorrow."

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

And I was like...

Jason

Guess I'll die.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, guess I'm gonna die here.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I like the pain team. That sounds like-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... something I'd like to be a part of.

Henry Shlohmo

N- you wouldn't. They're a really sick bunch of individuals.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

Who... Well, I guess who makes the decision on when the patient is maxed? That feels like the boss has to be like-

Henry Shlohmo

Well, so if you're on whatever the amount of fentanyl that you're supposed to be from the surgery, that is, you know, they can't give you, like, any more Dilaudid or whatever after that.

Jason

So y- so you're saying that they incorrectly documented that you were already full of fentanyl, so we're not gonna give him anything else? Or were you on fentanyl and it wasn't-

Henry Shlohmo

No

Jason

... doing it?

Henry Shlohmo

I know what that's supposed to feel like.

Chris

Oh, okay, big dog. Don't stunt on us, Tom Petty, with the patch.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

No, no, no, no. I just, I know what drugs feel like. This is, and, uh-

Chris

Damn straight. Welcome, welcome home, brother.

Henry Shlohmo

Damn fucking straight.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

And that was not that, and-

Chris

I know what drugs feel like. Very cool.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, very cool, dude.

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I didn't do homework where I'm from. Um-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, uh, uh, this is a thing, and I was reading about it afterwards. Nurses get caught stealing the fentanyl a lot. Um-

Chris

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

And, uh, replacing it with saline or whatever the fuck. And so I'm pretty sure this is what happened, because bro, this was not right. [laughs] This was not correct.

Jason

Bro, let's make a podcast about this.

Henry Shlohmo

Yes.

Chris

We're gonna find this bitch. Well, it could have been a guy. It could have been a guy.

Henry Shlohmo

Could have been a dude. So the, the, the pain team, like, main guy who was, like, my anesthesiologist, you never think about who they're gonna be, like, before they get there. And, and this guy came in, he was like buff as shit with like-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

With a dyed goatee, like black.

Jason

What up, king? You guys ready to get sedated?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, he was like-

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

"Hey, king." Yeah, literally. The, the buff typing king.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

He was like that vibe, and I was like-

Jason

He was Chad Esthesiologist.

Henry Shlohmo

Yes.

Jason

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

Could have been him. Could have been him.

Chris

So-

Henry Shlohmo

I don't trust-

Chris

So did you finally, after, uh, the worst night of your life, did they hit... Did they give you a bump the next morning?

Henry Shlohmo

I mean, yeah, they gave me a fucking like five milligram oxy or something the, the ne-

Chris

Sure

Henry Shlohmo

... you know.

Chris

Child's dose.

Henry Shlohmo

Little baby dose, and then they had, uh, social services and all these, like, teams come in, being like, "What happened? What was wrong?" And I'm like, "Who gives a shit at this point? [laughs] Like, what the fuck?"

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

What am I gonna sue Cedars? Like, what... It's not gonna happen.

Jason

Right, right, right.

Chris

So how long did this, how long did this take you out for?

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, I mean, I was in the hospital for two weeks.

Jason

Damn.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. It was a bummer.

Chris

And could you eat and shit, or was it like bad news? Like you were just sort of laying there.

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, I was pretty much just laying there.

Jason

The homies can pull up with the matzo ball soup or something like that, you know?

Henry Shlohmo

Couple homies pulled up, couple homies pulled up. Jack and Nick brought me some balloons.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Got a Minion balloon in there. Um-

Chris

How you feeling? Don't talk, but we brought you a Minion balloon.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

Don't get too excited, but...

Henry Shlohmo

Yes. [laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, no, I was, like, feeling good during the day 'cause I was on drugs, but then, um-

Chris

But did you make a th- Did you make through the wire wi- Did you bring the NPC, like-

Henry Shlohmo

No. No.

Chris

Okay. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I was like barely... I... You know what's funny is I was remembering, like, I don't even think I looked at my phone. I think I was just, like, ceiling. Yeah.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

The light.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

The little light in the corner, whatever.

Jason

You're watching Beat Bobby Flay for 18 hours a day.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Yeah. Yeah, I think I was just, like, whatever... Yeah, literally, whatever movie was on. I don't think I was even intaking.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It was bad.

Chris

So you were in the hospital for two weeks, but from, from initial pain to I'm, I'm back feeling good, I can jog, what are we looking at?

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, probably, like, another two months after that.

Chris

Okay.

Jason

But, but the biggest adjustment seems like we had to put down-

Henry Shlohmo

Put down the ganj for a little bit.

Chris

The pen- the Penjamin had to go on the charger.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Eddies are okay?

Henry Shlohmo

Eddies are straight. I was doing... Yeah, the eddies have been straight.

Chris

What about Marlboro Lights? No go-

Henry Shlohmo

No.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

Unfortunately, no burning things.

Jason

Okay. [laughs]

Chris

But what do they say to you? They're like, "Don't do this. It'd be bad"? Or are they like-

Henry Shlohmo

Well, the-

Chris

..."Chief, you really can't do this"?

Henry Shlohmo

It wasn't even really either, 'cause it, it's random when it happens. It happens to people that don't smoke.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

It's usually because of an underlying genetic thing, which is, like, Marfan.

Chris

So you're saying your dad was on the Backwoods then?

Henry Shlohmo

Yep.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

Dad was on Woods.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Only chocolate Outback Woods. Um-

Jason

Okay. So-

Henry Shlohmo

Only Thai stick

Jason

... but even, even though it could happen to a non-smoker, once you go through all of that, you're really scar... You know, like, I'm sure the worst thing you could do for a collapsed lung is smoke a bunch.

Henry Shlohmo

That, and the doctor went in there. I've been, you know, smoking so much for a long time and, um, the doctor was like, "Yo, that shit looked bad in there."

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Like... [laughs]

Jason

So while I was in there saving your life-

Henry Shlohmo

Unrelated

Chris

... you're like, "Sorry, Doc, I didn't know you were a pussy"

Jason

... I was able to scrape the bottom of your lung.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, I didn't know you were fucking gnar. Yeah.

Chris

Yeah, he was, he was scraping the lung like it was a bowl. He was trying to get the resin out.

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly, dude. He was trying to hit, hit the little resy. No, this-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It was totally unrelated. He was like, to my family, he's like, "Yo, his lungs are fucked up. Don't let him smoke anymore." Now my mom's all freaked out. I'm like-

Chris

But your mom and dad must have known based on your persona and output that you were a schmoker.

Henry Shlohmo

Oh, yeah.

Jason

You, yeah, you would take a little cousin walk on Thanksgiving. It's noth-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

You're not new to this. You're too into this.

Henry Shlohmo

Pops is, Pops is a stoner as well, so it's, it's-

Jason

Oh.

Chris

Oh, Pops smokes?

Henry Shlohmo

It do- Yeah, I wasn't even kidding. It runs in the family.

Jason

[laughs] Okay.

Chris

Wow.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Okay, so how do you like your new life as an edibles only guy? What's your milligram dosage? Let's get into it.

Henry Shlohmo

It sucks.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Edibles are the worst.

Chris

See, that's when I know a real smoker. 'Cause real smokers are like, "I wanna, I wanna hit the Backwoods. I wanna hit the Swisher. I wanna hit the joint. I don't wanna eat a little cute gummy from a child."

Henry Shlohmo

There's no amount that's fine. You know?

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It's like-

Jason

Good or bad

Henry Shlohmo

... it's, it's child stuff. Yeah, good or bad. It's bad. Usually it's like-

Chris

So you're saying you could, you could take it and you feel nothing, or you take it and you feel too much?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it's like, you know, you take one, nothing. Two, nothing. Three, I can't tell. Four, I'm panicking.

Chris

Yeah.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

You know?

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

Usually there.

Chris

But you're still finding a way to take them.

Henry Shlohmo

Finding a way.

Chris

Yeah, sure.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Yeah.

Chris

You're pushing through, and I'm proud of you for that.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Life persists.

Chris

Did you have like a-

Jason

It's still better than being sober

Chris

... did you have a I saw the white light, like, I thought this was it moment?

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, no, but I had a moment where I was like, "Please, no more. Let me die here."

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

You're saying the pain, you're saying the pain, you're like, "All right. If this is it, that's fine."

Henry Shlohmo

If-

Chris

"But this gotta stop"

Henry Shlohmo

... if they could do that to people, like-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... that would... I would tell anything. I would tell anything.

Jason

Oh, yeah.

Chris

Okay, so you're saying you were... You're saying this is your waterboarding. This is your Gitmo.

Henry Shlohmo

It was... Yeah. I would have rather done a lot of Gitmo stuff.

Jason

I get torture now.

Henry Shlohmo

I would have rather done the Gitmo stuff.

Jason

Okay.

Henry Shlohmo

For sure.

Jason

Well, then, did you take, did you take all of this pain and turn it into an album, or is, are the two things unrelated?

Henry Shlohmo

Kinda unrelated, 'cause I feel like... I mean, well, in a way, if anything, the only thing I really took from it was, like-Everything is nothing, and I can... Like, what am I trying to do here, and what do I actually wanna-

Chris

Like, this could all be over tomorrow type shit, for real.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Yeah, yeah.

Jason

Elliott Smith-ass-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

Yeah

Jason

... mindset. Okay.

Chris

Miss Misery over here.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, exactly.

Chris

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, you know, just, just like, why would I want to do anything? And like, why do I wanna make this album? Like, what-

Chris

And that's why, and that's why I call Jack from Salem, get his hot ass-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

... in the studio, and say, "If I'm gonna die, I wanna be with this bisexual king. I wanna make some hits."

Henry Shlohmo

Yep, my bisex king, dude. [laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um, yeah, we had actually been working on shit beforehand, so that wasn't a reaction, um-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... to find shit, um. [laughs]

Chris

You're like, "I didn't have to go, I didn't have to go to the state prison in Nebraska to make this song."

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, Clark County.

Chris

We were, [laughs] we were kinda... We were good. We, I had the files already.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

I mean, no, I think that's a pretty crazy... I mean, I think that you have a pretty good perspective on it, but that's a pretty gnarly thing to happen, uh, especially out of nowhere. Like you said, there were no symptoms, you know?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, it sucked. It sucked. Um, yeah, it's just been like, kind of acclimating to life as not having a joint in my hand has been the most difficult thing [laughs] for me afterwards.

Chris

Was it hard to make, was it hard to make music, like, without... Just, just, like, mentally?

Jason

Mm.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Good point.

Henry Shlohmo

Totally. Um, I think for me, my music has always come from a very, like, trancic type-

Chris

Mm

Henry Shlohmo

... place, where I'm like, forget everything that exists [laughs] and like-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... s- you know, um, try and make new ideas. I think my, my music is mainly about, like, for myself, when I'm making it, is like, experiment vi- I feel like Stu Pickles, like, fiddling in my-

Chris

Mm.

Henry Shlohmo

I'm trying to invent something, you know what I'm saying? Like-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... I'm not, I'm not stoked on, like... I listen to a lot of music that is just, like, songwriting. Like, a dude and a guitar and nothing else. But like, for me, I feel like the only thing I have to add to that kind of canonical conversation is, like-

Chris

Mm

Henry Shlohmo

... a new sound. Like, something, something different. If I was just a dude playing guitar, I would be like, "This dude does it better than me. I'm not trying to do that shit." Um-

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

Sure.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

You know, so that always went kind of hand-in-hand with either weed or whatever, just kind of being in this more open galaxy brain.

Chris

An altered state.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Chris

An altered state.

Henry Shlohmo

An altered state, you might say.

Jason

Yeah. Do you, do you think that-

Henry Shlohmo

So that was weird

Jason

... you wanted to have, you know, a truly new, original sound, is that just to please and, and appeal to your own brain and your own standards?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

Or it wasn't because you needed to have, like, "I'm the guy who invented this."

Henry Shlohmo

No.

Jason

"I'm the guy who invented this."

Henry Shlohmo

I think people would be really stoked if I didn't d- uh, make new things.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I think every time-

Jason

Henry, can you just make a song?

Henry Shlohmo

Well, every time I make anything, people are like, "Why isn't it the last thing you made? Make it again."

Chris

I'm that kind of person.

Jason

Right, right, right, right, right.

Chris

I'm always like, "Oh, did you really need to push yourself?"

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

'Cause I kinda liked it when you were doing the other stuff.

Henry Shlohmo

Well, I mean, what's fucked up as a fan is I think we all are.

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

It's like, I listen to, you know, we connect with something on a, you know, youthful level, and then everything that we're looking for is kind of based in this big nostalgia brain about when, when and how we first found it.

Chris

Mm-hmm.

Jason

Yeah, I mean, when... We were just talking about how your album sounds like a Depeche Mode album. We, we don't wanna hear the 2025 Depeche Mode song. We wanna hear the 1989 Depeche Mode song.

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly.

Jason

And even though we love and respect and, uh-

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly

Jason

... we'll still go to every show, deep down, that's what they all want.

Henry Shlohmo

We can't help it as, as fans of stuff.

Jason

As a fan of stuff, every time you go see-

Henry Shlohmo

As a fan of stuff

Jason

... Morrissey play, you want him to do a bunch of Smith songs. You don't want him to do the song he wrote in 2019.

Henry Shlohmo

I want him to do Meat Is Murder. I don't... Yeah, I'm not looking for that.

Jason

I...

Chris

Look, it ended at You Are the Quarry, and everything after that we don't wanna hear.

Jason

That's where he had the tummy gong. It was, it was good. Good cover.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

Great cover. Irish Blood, English Heart goes off.

Henry Shlohmo

True.

Jason

It does go off.

Chris

At, at, at, at the Morrissey show, actually. But yes, I, I, um, I think we talked about it maybe with Jarvis Cocker, but, like, that album was good. Like, there, the Pulp, like, the, the we- the Return album was actually good, and no one-

Jason

It's very rare when it happens

Chris

... I can't think of anyone else that has been able to do that.

Henry Shlohmo

It happens. It does happen. Weirdly, the, I mean, not really, like, a comeback, but, um, Kim Gordon's new shit-

Jason

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris

It's good

Henry Shlohmo

... I'm down. I'm here for it.

Jason

No, for sure.

Henry Shlohmo

Um, yeah.

Jason

I agree.

Henry Shlohmo

Fine shit.

Jason

But I, but the overarching point is even though the Kim Gordon album is dope, even though the new Pulp album is actually good, we still would rather have the, the-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... the 1993 Sonic Youth shit.

Henry Shlohmo

You know what it is.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. And so as a, as a dude making stuff, it's always funny. So, like, the, the idea to push and make new stuff is always just for me. [laughs] You know?

Jason

Well, [laughs] that's, I mean, that's the way it should be. You have to be entertaining yourself up there on stage, or else there's no point of any of it.

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

But I think that for people like you, where you're ahead of the curve for a lot of sounds and a lot of aesthetics, and just in general, I think that the world is starting to catch up to it now. And I think that what you're doing, even if you thought it, you know, in 2019, when people wanna watch Dom Dolla and whatever-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

... instead of you do your little shit, um-

Henry Shlohmo

Little shit

Jason

... [laughs] they, they wanna watch Cali Swag District or whatever it is instead of you.

Henry Shlohmo

Dude, 2019 was scary.

Jason

[laughs] But, um, but I, I w- I went to a show this weekend at The Echoplex, and it was, like, a festival of, like-

Henry Shlohmo

I almost went to that. I was gonna... Yeah, that looked cool.

Chris

What is it? Was it dusty EDM for-

Henry Shlohmo

It wasn't

Chris

... LA guys? What, what was it?

Henry Shlohmo

It wasn't. It was all these new kids, bands and shit.

Jason

It's called And Always Forever, and it was, like, a two-day festival at The Echo and The Echoplex. Sold out, and it was branded as the f- the first all-ages... Electro Clash and Shoegaze Festival.

Chris

I'm out. [clears throat]

Jason

But it d-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

So it was, so it was like, like I went, I went there to go see... I mean, that's a, that's a tough pill to swallow.

Chris

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Who played?

Jason

But there was like, um, I went to go see DJ Python and he has like a, another band, and they played. And so it's like Bass Victim and like new, like bubbling groups.

Chris

Sure.

Jason

Ear played.

Henry Shlohmo

Which I, which I just listened to the new record and I love that shit. I'm, I'm far too old and-

Jason

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... and cis for this, but I like it.

Jason

A lot of people said like the Bass Victim-

Chris

You're too cis for this stuff

Henry Shlohmo

... told me to check it out, and then I look at the pictures and I'm like-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... "I don't know if I'm gonna press play on this."

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I'm about, I'm about 30 years too old for this. I need to be six.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. I n- [laughs] I need to be a five.

Jason

But like, so it's like that stuff mixed with Martin Rev and Drop Nineteens and like old-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. Okay. All right

Jason

... real shit.

Chris

Because shoegaze means something different now than it-

Henry Shlohmo

It does. It does

Jason

It does. So they, they had the old mixed with the new, but all that is to say, I'm watching these bands on stage, and it's a guy with a laptop with his Ableton open, and a guitar, and a girl is singing, and they're making some like weird artistic shit, and the crowd is absolutely enamored, loving it. And where- whereas like that's never really happened until right now. Like, it feels like this is the first time where like we're gonna go see a DJ play techno, and then a band from 1986 is gonna play.

Chris

Yeah.

Jason

And then these two kids from Nebraska with their computer are gonna dance around, and it's all in the same zone.

Henry Shlohmo

I'm hyped on, on kids' consumption of, of stuff right now.

Jason

All that is to say, if you were, if you were on this bill, you would've fit right in perfectly with the, the n- the new record and how it sounds.

Henry Shlohmo

Which is a trip because I feel like there has not been a thing like that maybe ever.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Um.

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Other than I feel like FYF did it semi-well on a large scale, but it was-

Jason

Mm

Henry Shlohmo

... so early and-

Chris

You should check out Coachella Festival.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

They do this good thing backstage called the YouTube Tent.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

But I, I think that, no, I think you, I think this is sort of, I think our age group, it was very... I think the genre lines were much thicker, and it meant-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... more, like as far as like who you were as a person, what you chose to identify with.

Henry Shlohmo

Totally. Totally.

Chris

And now it's just like, "I like cool stuff," and that doesn't really matter.

Henry Shlohmo

There's, the template is kind of all-encompassing of like everything that was cool from time, so it's like there's a new identity that's kind of just embracing everything that was-

Jason

Like, I, I have to know about Shlomo and Fugazi and DJ Screw

Henry Shlohmo

... or like not know about any of it and just wear the thing that-

Chris

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... was from the time and then get educated later. It's such a tr- uh, like-

Jason

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... the whole template and, and, um, meme of, of every subculture and, and, uh [laughs], whatever e- exists for you to look at and copy completely, so it's just like it's funny the entry point for people is always different now.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

If they find out through fashion, they might not ever find out about the music that created it or what, you know-

Chris

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... vice versa.

Chris

There's no pressure to like investigate.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, totally. And why, you know, if I was a kid now, how even would you investigate other than like knowing what key phrases to look at on Wikipedia [laughs] or some shit like-

Chris

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

I have- the Internet's gone. That's a trippy thing that I've been dealing with recently is like looking for the stuff from kind of our little heyday of early 2010s, whatever. That shit is gone.

Chris

You mean, you mean like if you're looking for a song, you, you can't find your-

Henry Shlohmo

Physically

Chris

... the stuff that you're looking for online.

Henry Shlohmo

Even images from festivals that were like n- had a million people attending just like Imgur, Photobucket-

Jason

Mm

Henry Shlohmo

... like whatever, all these things that, that we thought would transfer to something else.

Chris

So you're looking for a pi- you're los- you're looking for embarrassing picture of yourself wearing all-over print hoodies and shit-

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly. Exactly

Chris

... and you can't find one.

Henry Shlohmo

Looking for myself in the green apple tree hat with the king-

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

... the Crooks & Castles. That's a rare ref. Um-

Jason

Yeah, but I've, but a- and I'm sure that I've, because I've got this over the years, and I'm sure you get all the time where somebody's like, "Hey, you made a, a remix or you made a mixtape for this thingy in this year, and I can't find it anywhere. Do you have it?" And I'm like, "I- even I don't have that."

Henry Shlohmo

That's what I'm talking about.

Jason

And I created it with my computer-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. [laughs]

Jason

... and I had the files, and it's just-

Henry Shlohmo

We, we are from a lost time

Jason

... it's been getting here no more

Henry Shlohmo

... dude. It's, it's kinda cool, but it's also kinda trippy to think like when kids are trying to find out about that shit, it's like it's opaque. There's nothing.

Chris

Well, it's funny you say that 'cause Jason al- sends our group chat a new picture of him at Cinespace once a week looking like he's-

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

... in The Strokes but a zombie, so I don't know how he-

Henry Shlohmo

He transferred your Photobucket already, dude.

Chris

Yeah, he, he found, he found the Photobucket.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

It's not because I am in the trenches looking for this shit. It's because somebody sends me a photo.

Chris

It's because the cobra snake was in the trenches for you.

Jason

They're just like, "This you?"

Henry Shlohmo

You had... That era was well, is well preserved, is well preserved.

Chris

Yeah, yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Somehow-

Jason

It's the one right after

Chris

... like before, you're saying like the earlier days weirdly

Henry Shlohmo

... like 2006 to 2010 we have like perfect.

Jason

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

2010 to 2017, it's a little bit of a-

Henry Shlohmo

Gone

Jason

... no-

Henry Shlohmo

Fucking gone

Jason

... no results found.

Chris

That's fun, that's actually really f- that is funny. It doesn't make sense-

Henry Shlohmo

It doesn't make any sense

Chris

... 'cause things were more digitized, like there was easier access to, to save everything.

Jason

It was so easily accessed that we took it for granted, and now-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Yeah

Jason

... we're just like, "Oh, I'm sure it's somewhere."

Chris

Yeah, yeah.

Jason

And then they're like, "No, it's actually not."

Henry Shlohmo

I think it's when it first got semi what we thought was democratized but was just mini corporations, uh, that ended up dying.

Chris

Are you talking about the Friendster?

Henry Shlohmo

The, the, and everything adjacent, like the Imgur, Photobucket, like all these-

Jason

Zshare

Henry Shlohmo

... hosting sites that just don't exist.

Chris

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Jason

Zshare.

Chris

I'm sorry. You guys are... I, I always, I keep thinking earlier 'cause it's confusing to me.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chris

But yeah, like-

Jason

I'm just gonna put everything on my Flickr and it'll be there forever, and my grandkids will find it-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... and they're like, "Nah, that server was-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... blown up."

Chris

Flickr and Photobucket and all that shit for su- but all the sites you guys used-

Henry Shlohmo

And even MySpace, yeah

Chris

... for like-

Jason

MySpace, yeah

Chris

... music stuff.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Like all the Zippy Share, all that shit, like that was a, that was like a five-year window where that was very normal.

Henry Shlohmo

Totally.

Chris

And then it just completely went away.

Henry Shlohmo

MediaFire, Megaupload, like all that shit-

Chris

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... is just gone. It's hilarious.

Jason

I know. I mean, I, I, I have to buy... Whenever I DJ like a wedding or some shit, I'm like, "Damn, I gotta go buyThis music

Henry Shlohmo

The music that I used to have. [laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

The music that I used to have that I got from a Russian website, perfect sh- quality fi- audio file done by somebody who really cares-

Henry Shlohmo

That shit just doesn't exist anymore

Jason

... FLACs, WAVs, whatever, and now it's like I gotta go spend $1.29 on Amazon Music to get Let's Get Retarded in Here by The Black Eyed Peas-

Henry Shlohmo

Yep

Jason

... to play at this wedding.

Henry Shlohmo

I h- I need the original.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

Well, you should've had that on-

Henry Shlohmo

I need the original

Chris

... CD and vinyl.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. [laughs]

Chris

But I guess that, I guess that-

Jason

But I, and I did have all of this stuff, but now for some reason, you know, this laptop, and this laptop, and that hard drive, and that cloud, and then suddenly you don't know where it's-

Henry Shlohmo

It's all gone

Jason

... yeah, it's all gone, man.

Chris

I'm so glad that I don't care about music in that way.

Henry Shlohmo

There are rules.

Chris

Like, I don't wanna own any of it. I don't give a fuck. As long as I can listen to it, I'm happy.

Henry Shlohmo

There are rules.

Chris

Like, I don't need to manipulate it in any... You know what I mean? I think I like... I have other stuff like that, but that game is crazy 'cause I feel like it's never ending from a DJ perspective.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Like, I feel like there's always something you're kinda chasing 'cause you remember it and it worked.

Henry Shlohmo

Even, even just as a listener, it's fucking, it's crazy 'cause it, a, a lot of that shit was just YouTube sound- like, whatever, or, like, Bandcamp stuff. It just doesn't exist anymore. It's, like, not anywhere, so I can't even hear it. [laughs]

Chris

This happened to me recently when I was in Florida. I was, like, reminded of this sorta, like, pre-Dashboard Confessional era singer-songwriter-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm

Chris

... from Gainesville, and I was, like, Googling everywhere. I'm like, "I cannot find Keith Welsh's music anywhere."

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

What the fuck? And it, like, takes me to Facebook, and then I find that he's put it on Bandcamp, like, as is, and I buy it, and I listen to it, and I'm like, "Damn, this is... This makes me feel so good, and I cannot believe how hard it was to..." Like, I, I just assume everything is on Spotify or Apple Music. I just don't even consider-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Jason

You mean owning the files and playing it on your iTunes or your Apple Music player.

Chris

Yeah, I, I, I bought it for $10 from Bandcamp, and then I loaded it onto my phone, and I'm listening to it driving around Florida as God intended.

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm.

Chris

And I'm like, damn, these Keith Welsh songs hold the fuck up.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

This is the, the... This guy's clearly fat and never had sex when he made this, and it works.

Henry Shlohmo

Those are the better ones, dude.

Jason

And if you're in the swamp with no reception, you can play it instantly, perfectly.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Chris

Yeah, yeah, exactly. I even think... But I've never really had to do that 'cause the music I like-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Chris

... is pretty easy to find. It, it, uh, like, hardcore shit's on YouTube.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Like, all the weird hardcore records are on YouTube.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah. They, they do some good documenting in that scene.

Chris

That's, like, part of it kind of, I think-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, yeah

Chris

... in a lot of ways, you know?

Jason

They're not busy getting laid, so they gotta do something, right?

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

Well, no, I think they did get laid, and they had two kids, and now they got nothing else to look forward to.

Jason

They got laid twice. Sorry.

Chris

Yeah, exactly. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

Um, la- last question, I wanna talk about snare drums. I was, I was wor- working out in the garage yesterday listening to the new record on repeat.

Henry Shlohmo

Hell yeah.

Jason

Well, I w- I was also high. Sorry, I didn't, I don't mean to rub it in.

Henry Shlohmo

Please.

Jason

But I was like... I was thinking about the evolution of just kinda the snare drum and how, you know, like, with hardcore back in ear- you know, the, the snare drum sound for, like, a punk record or a hardcore record or a metal record is, like, such a defining, distinctive thing. And now with electronic music and everyone has to have, you know, quote, unquote, "their snare sound," and everyone has their...

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

You can just pick it out in a lineup, and I was, I was admiring how unique and powerful your snare sounds and-

Henry Shlohmo

Thank you

Jason

... you know, make it loud without being loud, you know?

Chris

Who'd you steal it from?

Henry Shlohmo

Uh, a couple people I think.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Um-

Jason

Well, that's the thing. It's like a, it's like a, a kaleidoscope. It's a quilt. You, you take 11 different snares, and you layer them, and pan them-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah

Jason

... and add stuff to it to make-

Henry Shlohmo

Well-

Jason

... something completely unique

Henry Shlohmo

... a lot of it, I mean, the actual snares in the songs are just, uh, uh, drum machines with big effects and then, yeah, layered as you said and then some, uh, uh, sometimes some, uh, recorded snare foley that I'll do separately on top. But, um-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... my, my main inspos, uh, like, I'm looking at the poster behind you, Pet Shop Boys, um, fucking Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins-

Jason

Yeah

Henry Shlohmo

... the big '80s-

Jason

Original snare kings.

Henry Shlohmo

Original snare kings. The other thing that really inspired me is that era of nu metal and emo, um, like the really quick high snare. Like, I never use it, but it's, it's, it's, like, layered sometimes deep in there to give it a, like, bink.

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

It's impossible.

Jason

What, who are some of these, uh, nu metal, emo bands that you would-

Henry Shlohmo

Um, I mean, I'm always listening to Title Fight, but theirs is kind of more... I, I'm, I'm just inspired by rock drum mixing.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

It's not foreground ever, and, um, I think with a lot of electronic music, it's just right there. It's the first thing.

Jason

Mm-hmm.

Henry Shlohmo

And so being, uh, uh, using a lot of electronic stuff but also using guitar and trying to make it, this record more a kind of guitar-centered focus, like-

Jason

It's music

Henry Shlohmo

... music.

Jason

You're making songs, not IDs.

Henry Shlohmo

Making songs.

Chris

Yo, I just fuck with, I just fuck with music, though. That's what I-

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah, my main thing is music.

Jason

[laughs]

Chris

[laughs]

Jason

Yo, that's what's up. That's what's up.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs]

Jason

[laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

But yeah, that, snares, man. Um-

Jason

Snares, man

Henry Shlohmo

... no, mainly, mainly '80s. Tears for Fears, like the gated-

Jason

Mm-hmm

Henry Shlohmo

... gated reverb, big snare.

Jason

Type of snare make a, make a young man's lung collapse when it hits you. [laughs]

Henry Shlohmo

Exactly. Hit you right in the chest.

Chris

[laughs] Oh, Jesus.

Jason

All right, Henry. Well, uh, thanks for-

Henry Shlohmo

Man

Jason

... taking the time to pod with us. We appreciate it.

Henry Shlohmo

That was real.

Chris

Pleasure.

Henry Shlohmo

Thank you, guys. Thank you, guys.

Jason

And everyone go check out the new record, Repulsor.

Henry Shlohmo

If you want.

Jason

It's great. Great artwork.

Henry Shlohmo

[laughs] Thank you.

Jason

Featuring our, our boy Salem.

Henry Shlohmo

Thank you, sir. Thank you, Sire.

Chris

There's some other features, right?

Henry Shlohmo

There's also Corbin on there.

Jason

We got Corbin, Spooky Black.

Henry Shlohmo

Yep.

Jason

Formerly known as-

Chris

I love, I love... Isn't there, isn't there a Corbin record that's sorta like guitar-

Henry Shlohmo

Mm-hmm

Chris

... that came out at some point?

Jason

Yeah.

Henry Shlohmo

Yeah.

Chris

That is a classic. I forgot about that until right now.

Henry Shlohmo

There's a couple.

Chris

I loved that when it came out.

Henry Shlohmo

There's a couple.

Chris

Shut up. Shut up.

Jason

Okay.

Chris

I'll, I'll, I'll look back into that. I'll, I'll check into that.

Jason

All right, bro.

Chris

All right.

Jason

Well, stay up.

Chris

Thank you.

Jason

Good to see you, my friend.

Henry Shlohmo

Blessings, my kings.

Chris

Good to see you.

Henry Shlohmo

Thank you. Peace, y'all.

Jason

What's up?

Henry Shlohmo

Bye. [rock music]

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